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| Woody Allen & Mia Farrow |
Woody Allen is probably a pedophile. If not, the only other possibility that makes sense is that he is a 78 year old virgin. Now, if the latter is the case, that would explain everything. In fact, this interpretation of events would mean that everyone is telling the truth (more or less). The thought occurred to me, while reading Woody Allen's snarky comments about his son looking like Frank Sinatra. In truth, the kid (fortunately for him) does not resemble Woody Allen. While the shuffling of genes can be a most unpredictable business, if this is true, it means that Allen has never fathered any children. Of course, in isolation, that fact is meaningless. But taken in the context of the scandal exploding across the Internet, it might be a vital clue.
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| Frank Sinatra & Ronan Farrow |
Woody Allen insists that he's not a pedophile. Of course if he were, I doubt that he'd admit it. But a second interpretation could be that in his mind pedophilia means "having intercourse with a child." Whatever he did with Dylan in that attic, or with Soon-Yi, including nude photos with her legs spread, it could have involved physical contact but not the sex act.
If Woody Allen is indeed a virgin, Mia Farrow would be just as unwilling to reveal the fact as Woody. After all they were sort of together for twelve years.
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