Now that Gays Have Come Out, Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union Should Be Hiding in a Closet
Dwayne Wade & Fiancee Gabrielle Union |
I felt sorry for Ms. Union when news accounts revealed that her fiance had just admitted fathering a baby by another woman during their engagement. But then I learned that she had in fact snatched Dwyane Wade from his first wife. So now that gays have come out, there should be enough room for Gabrielle Union and that shameless fiance of hers to go hide in a closet (one large enough to accommodate the whole Kardashian family as well). Maybe gay marriage can help re-invigorate an institution that is vital to human survival and yet decomposing before our very eyes.
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